I need to get in the cardboard cutout business, they make a killing on prom night.
We've got a man down here. And by man I mean donut. Get it? All right, that's my time.
'I never really put too much thought into my health or my eating habits growing up so food was my go to for any occasion.
Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.
…and my husband and I went into the fitness business when I was twenty-two and I never stopped working out and taking care of my body.’
What's that? I'm sorry. My Irony Aid is knocking at my door. Apparently King Star Wars from the Star Wars Kingdom wants my head on a lightsaber.
I knocked as hard as I could, but my hands are literally made of soft bread.
Man Calmly Sipping Tea On The Bottom Of The Ocean But That’s None Of My Business
'I've been a bigger girl all my life so I never thought I could lose weight or get healthy.’