That dress should have a picture of Conan O'Brien on it instead of that guy from Twilight. Fail.
This is a picture of Popeye. My pupils are dilating, but I think I'm doing okay.
I write articles and find funny pictures until my fingers are bloody stumps.
Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.
…that I was in a hospital bed and then I see my mum and my boyfriend Alekski.’