'My wife's turtle, Speedbump, went missing in the yard 20 years ago. My MIL found him this year and broke the news to my wife in a present.'
'Haven't spoke to my ex in a year. She accidentally texted me to tell me that she got engaged.'
‘But my parents divorced when I was 10 and she's been married to my stepdad for seven or eight years. He was even the one who found me.’
'Homeless, dumpster-diving uncle leaves me gifts at my mom's. These were my birthday gift. Thanks, uncle Jeff...'
‘When I first found out about my condition my mom was with me at the gynaecologist.’
‘You know, everyone told me pregnancy is going to destroy my body and my life.’
‘My only family is my grandma, she raised me and I am still living with her.’
‘There was no pressure, I'm so proud of my body that blessed me with the best gift life can offer - my son.’
‘The doctors would ask me to point to the door or to my head or my elbow. I couldn’t understand what they were saying.’
‘This man has been by my side for the last 10 years and treated me no different at 485lbs than he does at 182lbs.’