“A year ago, I made my husband promise to still love my body after I gave birth.”
This dress is made of coffee filters. I wish I could filter the Barbie dress out of my life.
'Thanks Grandma, now tell me some other lies like that my parents love me and I wasn't adopted.'
I use to love mayo, but with this all that it makes me think of is how much I miss my brother.
Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.
This is what I started calling my living room when I bought both an XBone and PS4.