‘I meditate every day, usually in the morning it means I have to get up half an hour earlier but the benefits during my working day are enormous.’
When someone slices 'have a great summer' into my many faces, it is the worst torture I can imagine.
‘The first thing I do in the morning is go to the mirror and look at my bum.’
Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.
'I was so embarrassed with myself about how sweaty I had gotten just walking to class and after that day, I told myself it was time to take control of my life and get my health right.'
This only took an hour or two to clean, but I spent days bending these chair legs back into shape. My life is hard.