My chest. It hurt. I'm laughing so hard that my chest is starting to hurt.
When I see another human experience pain, my first instinct is to laugh at them. LMAO.
This only took an hour or two to clean, but I spent days bending these chair legs back into shape. My life is hard.
‘I had put on some weight and I was out of shape. I was putting an empty bar on my back and thought my legs would collapse. At first, I thought maybe the doctors were right.’
'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'
I too have had life-long aspirations to learn how to play the accordion with my legs.
Which is why when I say I love this threat on my life, I really don't like it.
“Pimp My Ride” is now just some guy’s podcast and he does it against their will.
Hello, I am the joke explainer. My job is to explain jokes to make sure everyone understands them. The joke here is that some of the people who visit or work at this office are annoying. JOKE EXPLAINED.