“A year ago, I made my husband promise to still love my body after I gave birth.”
A girl I went to high school with loved this book, so I imagine all women do, right?
'Thanks Grandma, now tell me some other lies like that my parents love me and I wasn't adopted.'
‘I walk my dog in the park for 30 minutes every day. This is one of the best things that I do all day as he loves it and I love it too,’ Carolyn explains.
Most of the women I know watch reruns of this show all the time. I also know a lot of men that love it so maybe this doesn't belong here? I don't know.
One woman received car eyelashes from a friend for Christmas, 'Because I had great eyelashes so he figured my car should too.' No, no it shouldn't. It should never.