Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.
This only took a few minutes to clean up, but these bras belong to my dead wife. WHY WOULD KIDS DO THIS!?
We found Waldo. What's he doing in my wife's underwear? Waldo! Get out of there!
TELL MY WIFE AND KIDS I DIED DOING WHAT I LOVE, BEING ENRAGED BY OTHER PEOPLE'S WEALTH.
I had to completely cut down and replace these hedges. My wife died a few years ago and I planted them in her memory. I miss you, Leslie.
I just can't trust Vodka after it told me that marrying my wife was a good idea. Right everybody? Remember when I badmouthed wives? That was fun.