'Guys won't give me a chance because of my weight, but fuck the idea of dating a fat person too.'
'My friend was drunk and on Xanax when he decided to tattoo a black face Charmander with no experience or artistic ability. '
‘I was 20 when I had my first procedure and yes, I would say I'm obsessed.’
My girlfriend doesn't use a lot of perfume, but some of my lady friends do. Ugh, I'm grasping at straws here.