This dog has the straightest teeth I’ve ever seen. That’s less a comment on this dog and more a comment on my gross friends.
Frogs with human teeth are as beautiful as dogs with human teeth are terrible.
And this is the day “Dog Blackbeard, “the cruelest dog pirate in the world was born.
You can put lipstick on a dog, but it’s still a dog. Also, don’t put lipstick on a dog!