'My buddy thought he was funny when he told me to use his roommate's bathroom.'
When I look at this swimsuit, my first thought definitely isn't 'this is a waste of fabric.'
'Packing my stuff up after I got laid off today and I found this from when I started and thought I'd get a promotion'
Gregory IX (ruled 1227-1241) a.k.a. Pope Jew-Hating Cat-Killing Plague-Causing Inquisitor