'All I ask that my employees know their rights from lefts and also how arrows work.'
Ugh I just wanted someone who will pay for all my shoes and Louis Vuitton bags.
I'm sorry, I just got word from one of my loyal subjects, Apparently there is a threat on my King Sarcasm crown.
I just can't trust Vodka after it told me that marrying my wife was a good idea. Right everybody? Remember when I badmouthed wives? That was fun.
This hand drier is too hilarious. I'm turning in my badge again. I'll just figure out some other job that lets me be the real me. A man that LOVES hilarious graffiti.
'I get a lot of positive feedback from family and friends, just saying how proud they are of me and how genuinely happy to see me happy in my own skin they are,’ she explains.
'I don't ask for much from my employees. Just that they be trees and know where they're supposed to grow. You seem like a smart tree, I think I can trust you.'