Which is why when I say I love this threat on my life, I really don't like it.
Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.
My job was to deliver the plants. The packages were like that when I got there.
‘I felt as if there were dozens of cuts on my tongue, and when the salty seawater flowed into my mouth it was unbearably painful.’
Well, I've lost my appetite but I've gained respect for this place's progressive take on restaurant names.
My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.