Hello, my name is King Star Wars. I slayed King Irony to take my rightful place as ruler of Sarcasm Kingdom.
Well, I've lost my appetite but I've gained respect for this place's progressive take on restaurant names.
Yum yum, this isn't a place where you rent butts at all. This fail is yummy for my monster tummy.
My favorite book as a child was “Where’s the Stripey Dude in That Place Where They Make Movies.”
This took a full day to clean up. I couldn't find a crane so I had to drop them from the roof by hand. All of the furniture was broken. The worst part is it's my furniture. Now I have nothing.