If you rub suntan lotion on Santa’s belly, he will take you off the naughty list.
She is smiling because she just remembered she didn’t put suntan lotion on.
She is totally trying to distract her opponent by rubbing her arm; no fair!
She forgot her suntan lotion so you’re just going to have to stand there to provide shade.
If I was an armadillo, I would want nothing more than to have a human kill me, hollow me out and turn me into a grill.