When the girls heard their babysitter was “a giant” they thinking more of the Jolly Green variety.
He made the mistake of not wiping the ketchup off his lip before the kiss. He was never heard from again.
If you’re him, you just gotta keep kissing because you never know if you’ll get this moment again.
‘The girl on the left hated herself vastly more than the girl on the right, even though she weighed 30 lbs. less than the right-girl.’
He waited his whole life to watch two girls kissing and now that it’s here he doesn’t know what to do.