If you’re him, you just gotta keep kissing because you never know if you’ll get this moment again.
He made the mistake of not wiping the ketchup off his lip before the kiss. He was never heard from again.
When the girls heard their babysitter was “a giant” they thinking more of the Jolly Green variety.
He waited his whole life to watch two girls kissing and now that it’s here he doesn’t know what to do.
‘The girl on the left hated herself vastly more than the girl on the right, even though she weighed 30 lbs. less than the right-girl.’
'My first legal shower beer' GIRL THAT IS CIDER AND CRAP CIDER WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
There's nothing more fun then to dance with your gal pals while listening to LMFAO. Girl power!
You can choose having sex with this girl, or having unlimited beer the rest of your life BUT it's Natty Lite -- which do you choose?