Good news, this car only took an hour to remove from the roof. Bad news, it was my car and I can't afford to repaint it.
As a man, it is my goal to explain how these photos were taken out of context. That table may look like a man, but it's not. It's a table.
This lady is going to need a new keyboard because of the dirt and I'm going to need a new job after my boss finds out I'm making fun of these poor, poor people.