Crystal Greer Brooks was arrested for running over her boyfriend three, count it, THREE times after he refused to buy her McDonald's.
Luciano Vasquez-Marte was arrested for beating his sister after she brought him McDonald's for dinner instead of Chinese. Classy.
Demetri Johnson, 21, held up a McDonald's at gunpoint after they forgot a McDouble. Instead of cash, he demanded french fries and new soft drinks. Demetri is not very bright.