If you didn't cry at the end of the game Metal Gear Sold 3 then consider your man card revoked.
Hopefully this is the crowd at a metal show or else Ancient Greece is about to be invaded.
Having a sidekick is one thing. Getting a glamour shot together is something else.
Survival Bag: These are made specifically for abandoning ship. Waterproof with lots of pockets and tethers inside to keep your gear together and ready.