'My friend was drunk and on Xanax when he decided to tattoo a black face Charmander with no experience or artistic ability. '
'My friends roommate. She waits for her mom to come from an hour and a half away to clean up her messes and wash her dishes.'
Couple mid-breakup at the table behind my friend at Denny's. Note One of their friends is sitting at the table with them.
'My buddy turned 21, had the first drink of his life, and my other friend was able to dig him out.'
This man is so drunk that he doesn't even know that Tom Hanks is his best friend. Watch out!
This roommate hates that their friend leaves messes on the floor which is fair, but they are being kind of a butt about it.
My girlfriend doesn't use a lot of perfume, but some of my lady friends do. Ugh, I'm grasping at straws here.
'My boyfriend is drunk and has no idea his phone is stuck to his back and I'm not telling.'