If you can't jump your bike over that railing, you don't deserve to ride on this trail.
This is what happens if you tell people to ride a bike for the environment.
His Mom regretted asking him “Why don’t you marry your Xbox if you like it so much?”
When your lady says it’s time to leave the party but you don’t want to go.
The one true butt. Behold. You have earned it with your bravery, wits, cunning and strength. As you gaze upon the butt, don't forget the pegasus and your other friends that aided your quest. Your quest for the one true butt.
Why try to make your face look thinner when you can scrunch up like a turtle and look like a pancake.