You will never be as happy as this pug in a bed of flowers, which is sad. Cheer up!
After we've been carelessly thrown into smelly backpacks and messed with disgusting teen hands, then, the true horror begins.
This is just a heads up, an old lady has never put crap in the can before.
When you take such a ratchet dump they lock the toilet up and bury it so the evil can never escape.
Rule breaker, risk taker. Then he was shot. Yeah I know, it was messed up.
(Get ready for a pun) You got to hand it to the person who came up with this Halloween idea.
This guy doesn't need you to make fun of his paint mess. He needs you to help him clean up his paint mess. Sorry, paint man. I have failed you.
This guy needs to man up and kiss the little face he drew on the side of his hand.