Hello, I am Revenge Bot, a robot programmed specifically to help people with revenge. Behold, these acts of human revenge against people's exes.
What if I wanted to be a calculator, or a ruler? Is that in the cards for Revenge Bot?
HELLO, I AM THE CREATOR OF REVENGE BOT. THE REVENGE BOT PROGRAM HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. CARRY ON WITH YOUR DAY AND FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm getting revenge for things or if I'm just a jerk.
This is a good act of revenge, but they also could have deprived this human of precious oil.