My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
Find me a 70-year-old who looks like she’s 25 and says she’s been eating cigarettes for 50 years.
‘But my parents divorced when I was 10 and she's been married to my stepdad for seven or eight years. He was even the one who found me.’
‘I met Robbie in my senior year of college when I was working at the front desk. He thought I was cute so he came up to me and we started talking since.’
What was funny when he was a 20 year old product instruction fail was sad when he turned 40.
When your six-year-old keeps asking if you need to use the bathroom and you finally find out why.
Drew Barrymore posed for the January 1995 issue of Playboy when she was only 19 years old.