'Thanks Grandma, now tell me some other lies like that my parents love me and I wasn't adopted.'
This took a few hours to clean up. At the bottom of this chair pile, I found my shattered mop bucket. Why do these kids hate me?
Known as Ben Stiller's wife in 'Meet the Parents,' Teri Polo was featured in the February 2005 issue of Playboy.
My parents never told me they love me so the way I lash out at the world is by laughing at other people's lowest moments. ROFLCOPTER.