I have no idea what's going on here. If this is a real exercise, let me know in the comments!
If I was an armadillo, I would want nothing more than to have a human kill me, hollow me out and turn me into a grill.
My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
I was going to hack wearing a wetsuit, but this sign gave me the courage to change.
I have no idea if that guy on the right is wearing pants and that is freaking me out.
I assure you, if anyone is NOT having a great summer, it's me. Your yearbook.
'Someone tell me I have great lips before I go and post another shit selfie.'
Reminds me of when I vacuum but don’t pick up my pile of clothes on the floor.