You know what? I don't think you guys are getting it. We want memes that make United look good, not bad.
Stone Arrowheads: You can pick these up online and with some thread and sticks, make great hunting and defense companions. But a word of caution - be smart about the size of the ones you try and put in your carry-on.
Amanda Corey was arrested for domestic assault in 2013. She's got that librarian look that makes you wanna stick your dick in a book and slam it shut (YEAH, YOU READ THAT RIGHT FIGHT ME ABOUT IT).