I have no idea what's going on here. If this is a real exercise, let me know in the comments!
My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
Reminds me of when I vacuum but don’t pick up my pile of clothes on the floor.
Specifically, I bad tattoo artist. When I create a terrible tattoo and apply it to someone, I will be living my best life. Go me!
And all this time I have just been putting my hopes and dreams in the paper bin.
You know what? This Bane Changing Station convinced me. I love funny vandalism so much that I am going to quit my job as a cop.
I just can't trust Vodka after it told me that marrying my wife was a good idea. Right everybody? Remember when I badmouthed wives? That was fun.
'I run a tight ship here. All of my cake makers have to know the difference between what a customer is saying and what they want on their cake. Do you think you can handle that?'