That time at Mike's bachelor party they had bears carry everyone around. Had to be there.
Bear Hug: A man once escaped a bear attack when he locked his arms and legs around the bear in a reverse bear hug, which made it confused and it ran off. If you're on your back and the bear is on you, it might be your last resort.
Suuuure bear, you're just cleaning the window and not trying to break in. Suuure.
Bear - Looking like your friend's little brother who's about to get into some trouble