He might have lost the weightlifting competition but he could still do this.
He could never remember that goes where so he had it tattooed on his fingers.
Dammit Russel: He could have just been hosting a mediocre game show all this time
He could have always gone back to kill one of John Conner’s ancient ancestors.
When Carl said she could have a bit of his sausage anytime, this is NOT what he meant!
This dude could have spent $20 on a haircut but instead he spent that on $20 worth of honey which he then smeared on his scalp.
Benedict IX (Ruled 1032-1044...then 1045...then 1047-1048) a.k.a. Pope Joffrey
10. Aleister Crowley Did Magical Rituals in the Great Pyramid.. on his Honeymoon
4. Murphy was awarded The Medal Of Honor for climbing on top of a burning tank and firing a .50 caliber machine gun at advancing Germans.