'My gf gives her brother the weirdest gift she can find for his birthday every year.'
This is NOT what Daryl had in mind when he asked his GF for a shaved pussy.
Maybe he can talk his GF into bringing another lady into the bedroom. Fingers crossed.
Luckily, my ex had a back up copy sitting around so they were able to restore her.
'Sure, my ex totally didn't mean to send me a selfie with her marriage certificate.'
'Haven't spoke to my ex in a year. She accidentally texted me to tell me that she got engaged.'
This is how my boss told me to park Fed Ex trucks. He's been fired for a while now.