Environmentalists want us to reuse old computer monitors as safety helmets!
'A safety cone and a toilet bowl are basically the same thing.' - This plumber.
When they say 'everything's bigger in Texas' that is including the safety violations.
'You say you were the lead safety expert at Weldcorps? That sounds like a made up company, but I believe you.'
This took a few hours to clean up because I don't own a ladder, so I just had to jump over and over again which was taxing on my knees.