This student knows full well that that isn't what ducks are called. Not funny!
Hey, what the hell are you calling security for? I know my rights! I read the box DON'T TASE ME BRO
I don't know what this swing did to deserve this, but I really want to know.
'Under education, it says you graduated from Cheeseburger University. That's all the proof I need to know you know what a cheeseburger looks like.'