Luckily, my ex had a back up copy sitting around so they were able to restore her.
'Haven't spoke to my ex in a year. She accidentally texted me to tell me that she got engaged.'
'Sure, my ex totally didn't mean to send me a selfie with her marriage certificate.'
This is how my boss told me to park Fed Ex trucks. He's been fired for a while now.
Ex-boyfriend tries to scare away commenters on girl's Facebook bikini photo.