When I interviewed for this job, I vomited a bunch of blood onto the woman I interviewed with.
Any more inches on that flat screen and he’d have to get a WIDE LOAD sign on his scooter.
When you should really make two trips to get the groceries inside the house.
The best part of this photo is the woman in the background. She just doesn’t get it.
In real life running a woman over with your scooter isn’t a good way to get her number.
When you get married, next thing ya know a baby will fly right out of your woman.
That's like getting dumped by a supermodel and being forced into an arranged marriage with a 500-pound Indian woman.