When I interviewed for this job, I vomited a bunch of blood onto the woman I interviewed with.
Any more inches on that flat screen and he’d have to get a WIDE LOAD sign on his scooter.
The best part of this photo is the woman in the background. She just doesn’t get it.
When you should really make two trips to get the groceries inside the house.
That's like getting dumped by a supermodel and being forced into an arranged marriage with a 500-pound Indian woman.
When you get married, next thing ya know a baby will fly right out of your woman.
In real life running a woman over with your scooter isn’t a good way to get her number.