This dude decided that instead of using $20 to get a haircut, he could easily spend $10 on a copy of the film Face Off and some beer.
Dude's a genius. He gets to piss off his ex AND get some free porn out of it because she's dumb.
Tim knew what to wear on a date; he was always getting drinks thrown in his face.
Sadly, he has watched too many Coors commercials and thinks this is how you get beer.
He really liked hockey and she really wanted to get married so it worked out.