She is never going to get her driver's license if this is how she gets in the car.
This cow has severe body dysmorphia. No matter how buff she gets it's never enough
When people find out her real age, she says she gets bombarded with questions on how she kept such youthful looks.
Wonder what she sees that has her looking like that. Oh yeah, probably zombies.
She had to get a quick pic of how awesome this outfit was before she took it off.