When you can't decide between cheap knock-off coffee and expensive knock-off coffee
Maybe Hillary would've gotten more votes if she'd shown off like this at campaign rallies.
When you really don’t want to get off the couch but are out of Snickerdoodles.
Since 1950 each Oktoberfest is kicked off with a tapping of the first keg.
Even if this is a knock-off, I’d still wait in line for three weeks for one.