This would be more bad ass if he didn’t still have the training wheels on.
“Of course, I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass…”
Specifically, I bad tattoo artist. When I create a terrible tattoo and apply it to someone, I will be living my best life. Go me!
Good news, this car only took an hour to remove from the roof. Bad news, it was my car and I can't afford to repaint it.