Dog is thinking about the dump he is going to take in the living room tonight.
When you take such a ratchet dump they lock the toilet up and bury it so the evil can never escape.
This banner only took a few minutes to take down, but I had to hire a special truck to take it to the dump, which came out of my salary.
Dog pretended he was asleep so he wouldn’t have to talk to the F’ing FOX his dumb owners got.
He was a solid union gig, so they couldn’t fire Carl when they found out he was a dog.
Then they got a female dog so he would only chew a tiny slice on the edge of the bed.
This bespoke suit company so expensive that guy is basically bragging he can hire a lawyer good enough to get him off for this
Kirsan Ilyumzhinov former President of the Russian Republic of Kalmykia claims aliens invented Chess and he was abducted.