His Mom regretted asking him “Why don’t you marry your Xbox if you like it so much?”
Listen kid, if you don't figure this out right now a lot of people will die. We're counting on you.
For parents this is like that scene in Die Hard where Bruce Willis has to walk across the glass.
Carl can actually use The Force, but likes to panhandle in Darth Vader cosplay.
Credit cards are fun until you actually have to pay for the shit you bought.