When you take such a ratchet dump they lock the toilet up and bury it so the evil can never escape.
Letting the book seep into their brains via osmosis. Try it kids! Let us know how you do on the test!
'And you say you know how to keep dinosaurs from escaping their enclosures and ravaging my park? Great! You're hired. Welcome to Jurassic Park!'
When you let it hang out of your shorts to see how long before anyone notices.