'Dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years, but since your resume says you're a dinosaur you've got the job.'
When you're working out and you've got to take a break to make a funny topical tweet.
If you've ever wanted to slide down an elephant's digestive system, have I got the slide for you ...
If my baby successfully climbed onto that bannister I would be more impressed than anything.
I Got To Get Me One Of Them Car Elevators For My ’97 Ford Taurus / Studio Apartment