Looks like someone forgot to log out of their corporate account before re-tweeting...
If I looked this much like someone from the Harry Potter universe I’d dress like this every day.
I was unable to remove this car from the flagpole. Much like before, this was my car. Now, I walk everywhere.
Ugh, I feel like I'm being offensive with these. I promise I'm coming from a place of inclusion. Here are pictures of sweets.
'I don't ask for much from my employees. Just that they be trees and know where they're supposed to grow. You seem like a smart tree, I think I can trust you.'
'Under education, it says you graduated from Cheeseburger University. That's all the proof I need to know you know what a cheeseburger looks like.'
This is from a movie called 'Edward Penis Hands' and it is exactly what you'd expect, except he has penises for hands instead of fingers. Like, I was hoping he'd have five dicks on each hand but sadly that was not the case.