'My friend asked me to put together his dating profile for him. I hid sloth faces in all of the pictures.'
One woman received car eyelashes from a friend for Christmas, 'Because I had great eyelashes so he figured my car should too.' No, no it shouldn't. It should never.
One guy's mother-in-law decided that his house needed 'more Christmas cheer.' How taking a dump in Santa spreads Christmas cheer will forever be a mystery.
‘I just have my timings, I have two meals a day; one at around four to five o'clock in the afternoon and the second one at around nine to ten in the evening.’
‘I was scared for the future because I didn't know what's coming up next and how I would be able to have my own family one day.’.JPG
'My neighborhood has a soccer field which we pay to maintain for the kids in the neighborhood. Some asshole decided it would be fun to do donuts in the field with his truck, and destroy the entire field.'
‘I was scared for the future because I didn't know what's coming up next and how I would be able to have my own family one day.’
10. Aleister Crowley Did Magical Rituals in the Great Pyramid.. on his Honeymoon
Mexican Defense Ministry Releases Footage Of UFO Tracking Military Plane in 2004
Kirsan Ilyumzhinov former President of the Russian Republic of Kalmykia claims aliens invented Chess and he was abducted.