Yeah, I usually don't have a free hand (since I'm already drinking two beers)
Oh Man..um... : I'll have sriracha pancakes an a glass of hot water! No, wait!
First woman in Russia to have plastic surgery to turn her boobs into a beer shelf.
Someone should teach this girl that it's not okay to photobomb a picture of two giraffes having sex.
If you don't know how to turn a beer bottle into an improvised shiv, then you're not a man. You're a tiny little baby.