The people who live in this house are really tiny and I wanted to be a jerk on that day.
Somehow I don’t think that is going to help sell the house, but good luck!
Hippie cat doesn’t want the cactus chopped down for the new housing development.
This roommate secretly wants to be a carpenter and build houses for a living. Go for it, roommate!
You guys want to go to the beach house and watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape?