I’m starting to think girls can’t get dates to prom these days ‘cause dudes are taking cutouts.
I need to get in the cardboard cutout business, they make a killing on prom night.
I can't imagine someone sliding down this thing and not getting a concussion.
After prom nobody took some when Darryl asked if they wanted some pineapple.
We remember our “promposal.’ Just kidding, we stood in the corner of prom like MEN.