‘If I do fall in love with somebody, I will do that. But for now I haven’t met the right person.’
I was unable to remove this car from the flagpole. Much like before, this was my car. Now, I walk everywhere.
‘I would love to find the one, but right now I just want to travel and see the world.’
'Thanks Grandma, now tell me some other lies like that my parents love me and I wasn't adopted.'
Now that's a hot waffle house. I don't mean that literally of course. I mean I am attracted to that waffle house. Physically.