In other words, be happy that your girlfriend has normal hair and doesn’t look like cousin IT.
My girlfriend has a lot of pillows! I assume that's accurate of most women!
She just looks like the sort of person to get arrested for threatening her ex and his new girlfriend.
Whenever my girlfriend and I are trying to pick a place to eat, she usually suggest thai food!
Guy tries to tell his girlfriend that he cheated on her for the good of mankind -- part two